German Stammtisch

Once a month there is a meeting in Seattle to meet the German. We have Leberwurstbrote prepared with mustard and pickles and then on to Peter. He and his girlfriend Barbara have a great house in Capitol Hill. We were the first and get tasty Merlot. By and by then the guests came. You could say "elustre guests". 

A gay Austrian who is "married" to a black man who is for luxury hotel chains widerum Mystery Shopper and therefore was not included. Sometimes he gets undercover name as "John Schneider" or so, which then appears somewhat incongruous. He has his friend probably met at a party SM what he just did not want to tell - but what could coax him funny Jewish woman from Pittsburgh. 

She was sending you with her German husband and their three children there, who wanted to decorate a Christmas tree times because of her Jewish upbringing. Since the hosts had one and did not get to decorate, it was finally possible. Unfortunately, then was broken only the fairy lights. The Jewess (I have unfortunately forgotten the name) aligned well very happy and has therefore changed their swear words - of motherfuckers on Mother Father and while driving she scolds those who annoy "smurfs". 

After a guided tour and a couple of liverwurst sandwiches the first guests already went again and we stayed with a German couple who is in Seattle for 4 years and the hosts are still sitting in the kitchen. The German pair (Kikimaxx) told how they came together was what has also a funny story. They were together in school and after graduation, she has to Sweden for an internship and he said he would be in Sweden. Somehow he was too proud (stupid?) To ask her where she really was and so he then has six weeks that they spent to look in Sweden. When he did not find her, he's back home, met at a party and a girl pregnant and married them. When the marriage then he was and after a Women's abstinence he went out then pushed back to his childhood sweetheart and they are together in the East (Chemnitz), where it has them do not like and then has a boyfriend to Seattle invited and procured a job at MSN him. 

Since they are there and would never want to return. Germany is bad and the people are all stupid because they are instructive and would like to make a fun of others. She is waiting for a work visa and wanders through the streets for 4 years - which made me a little scared. Is that what I have to expect too? But no, later I learnt she is a real estate broker and  just needs to wait one more year for the green card so she could start her own real estate business.

Yes, so what do you learn from this "diversity"?

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